Last Sunday Michael and I had the following conversation. Mind you, I was asleep at the time…

M (tiptoing into bedroom and whispering very quietly): Would you like to share the last piece of cheesecake?

J: Yes.

M (Indignant but still whispering): How did you hear that? You’re asleep!

J: Not if it means missing out on the last slice of cheesecake.

M: *sigh*

J: ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Yes, Michael shared the slice with me… when I woke up!)