When Bunnies Go Bad

Yesterday, I had two flourishing young hosta plants happily leafing out in my garden.

Today, in place of the hostas, I found… this.

Bunny Biomass

Do you see a hosta there, Oh Best Beloved?

No? Me either. I just see a pair of hostas that have been, uh, recycled. Run through a bunny biomass digester, so to speak.

Stewart, I know it was you – you ate my hostas, you wascally wabbit, you!

  • By Kris, in New England, September 18, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

    This bunny didn’t go bad – he was born to be an eating breeding machine. What did you expect exactly?! Just because you have such gorgeous flowers – something has to give someplace in your garden.

    No, I’m not jealous, why do you ask?

  • By JAS, September 18, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

    What did I expect? Why, a civilized respect for the expensive plants, of course! ;-)

    This is the bunny that refuses to act like a wild bunny in all other respects, so what gives when it comes to eating the nice greenery? When it comes to that he can be an ordinary garden bunny?

    I think not!

    Oh – and I see those green eyes… you can’t fool us by trying to hide behind those sunglasses!

  • By Kris, in New England, September 20, 2007 @ 10:35 am

    Um…my eyes ARE green naturally JAS…pbft! ;-)

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