Yesterday, I had two flourishing young hosta plants happily leafing out in my garden.

Today, in place of the hostas, I found… this.

Bunny Biomass

Do you see a hosta there, Oh Best Beloved?

No? Me either. I just see a pair of hostas that have been, uh, recycled. Run through a bunny biomass digester, so to speak.

Stewart, I know it was you - you ate my hostas, you wascally wabbit, you!